He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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