The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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