Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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