My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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