The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Are my feet made of real feet?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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