So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
