i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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