YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I had to cum in my sink.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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