and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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