Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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