well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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