Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time