You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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