i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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