She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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