im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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