if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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