Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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