I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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