Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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