So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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