it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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