i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
