It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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