Me. At least after what I've been through.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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