On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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