You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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