Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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