that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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