can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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