My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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