it was like his penis was on wheels.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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