do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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