He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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