just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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