I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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