I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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