i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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