So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
3pm strippers are depressing
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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