If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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