great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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