I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Your tits are I can't wait for
I want to have your abortion
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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