Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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