Plan B is the new Plan A
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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