I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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