I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You are the jesus of drinking
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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