she looked like the bat from fern gully.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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