Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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