I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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