This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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