i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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