I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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