We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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