i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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