I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I AM VODKA MAN
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
